This week’s episode of House, if you also have recurring dreams featuring Hugh Laurie/Gregory House, M.D. are a fan of the show, showcased the brilliant diagnostician solving the case when he realized the patient couldn’t understand sarcasm. And that little clue of course showed him in 2 seconds exactly how the patient’s earlier hip replacement was poisoning her (?), after nearly one hour of banter with the team, his cleavage-y hospital administrator girlfriend and various subplots and Kindle commercials.
I’m glad I know that both of my children possess the hips they were born with, because at ages 7 and 5, they have yet to interpret all forms sarcasm. Especially when their mom is joking about herself. They also frequently mis-hear my jokes and repeat them later to others, to great comic effect.
Here are some examples:
“If you’re one of the pod people, does that mean that you know how to pod race, like Anakin in Star Wars Episode I?”
— Question posed to me by son Charlie, after he heard me joking that as a pregnant woman I was now one of the Pod People.
“Have you really gained a ton of weight? Because that is 2,000 pounds, and I know that’s even more than Dad!”
— Another observation by Charlie, who is a big fan of kids encyclopedia-type books, after he heard me talking about my pregnancy weight gain to a friend.
“This is my mama. Her name is Jessica. She’s wearing that giant hat and sunglasses so she can be saved from being put in a ditch or a box.”
— How my daughter Eve introduced me on the beach this summer to another mother, misquoting my earlier joke to her daddy that my over-sized sunglasses and sunhat were a last-ditch effort to stave off Botox.
And I know that you guys out there have similar, waaaaay better and funnier stories and anecdotes of your own. These said/heard mishaps are part of the funny folklore of families!
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