However, I did pop in at TLC’s Parentables where I am a contributor to write about those real-life horrors that can befall a family when away from home in summer. Please check it out!
While the rest of the nation is shivering in fear thanks to Shark Week, here are the real-life reasons why mothers are afraid to go near the water while on summer vacation.
1. The Pool Shut Down – On a packed, pefect summer Saturday, the lifeguard’s announcement of “There’s been a poop in the pool, please evacuate!” is thanks to your child’s swim diaper fail. And everyone knows it.
2. The Torturous Tunes – Your pool plays exactly two CDs – Steve Miller and Jimmy Buffett. And while summery and amusing the first few plays, pretty soon that space cowboy eating his cheeseburger in paradise is driving you to margaritaville.