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ramblings - Jessica McFadden is A Parent in America – One Funny Mother Blogger

ramblings

Happy Mother’s Day

May 11, 2008 | in: love, ramblings

Happy Mother’s Day to all women out there. And extra special love and prayers to all those hoping to be mothers now or again, and those that are missing their …more

How things change in 10 years

April 7, 2008 | in: ramblings

As I near my 33rd birthday and the 10 year anniversary of my move to Washington, DC, I have lately been reflecting on how much my life and priorities have …more

Spring Fitness & Fashion: Tone It, Tan It, Own It, Fake It

April 2, 2008 | in: hot mama, ramblings, style

I have come to the realization that although I may succeed in dropping a few pounds before swimsuit season, I may reign in my postpartum muffin top into a bagel …more

Rewind to 2004

March 25, 2008 | in: ramblings

UPDATE: I have added this article to the Ellen Show Wiki. When I dork out, I go all out! Before I became obsessed with community activities for parents and kids, …more

Take the words out of my mouth

March 18, 2008 | in: bad mommy, ramblings

This missive is cross-posted from DC Metro Moms Blog, where the topic of the day is mommy guilt. The mommy guilt that I possess stems from the everyday exasperation I …more

First thing in the morning, with a kid to pretty things up

March 12, 2008 | in: ramblings, random

I copied Kimberle and took Sweetney’s challenge for the Self-Portrait Truthiness project, and this is what I look like at 6:15am. Also pictured, the reason for my early mornings: Thanks …more

An Ode to Real Simple

February 13, 2008 | in: ramblings, style

I’m obsessed with Real Simple. It’s weird. Some people followed Phish, slept outside to see U2, write fan letters to their favorite denizens of Hollywood. I was a Hill staffer …more